100 things to do besides reading Twilight:
Shoot yourself in the foot.
Go to the bathroom.
Take a nice relaxing bath.
Fight a rattle snake.
Swim in the bated water with thirty hungry sharks swimming around you.
Jab a pen in my eye.
Jump off a cliff.
Burn my house down.
Cut off my toes.
Jump into a tank of man eating fish.
Do my math homework.
Shoot my self in the knee.
Read baby books.
Get run over.
Buy some ice cream.
Eat the ice cream.
Talk to a friend on the phone until you're kicked off.
Publish my diary.
Sell my dog.
Shoot my dog.
Walk over burning hot embers.
Set my house on fire and start hitting on the firemen.
Drink so much pop that I explode.
Eat myself poor...and then pop because I am so fat.
Find a cure for cancer even if I have to live on a romate island.
Become a hobo.
Or maybe even a homo.
Tape myself to the wall and wonder how to get down.
Live on top of Meijer.
Get myself banned from all the Walmarts world wide. (What to do, what to do?)
Get sucked up in a tornado and end up in the ocean.
Bang my head up against the wall until blood comes out my ears.
Smell all the peoples shoes in the world until I die of the fumes. (That might not take long)
Learn all the different languages in the world...and then hit on all the guys.
Learn to tap dance.
Hug a wild bear.
Join the chess club.
Eat raw fish.
Steal candy from a baby.
Steal the statue of liberty.
Stalk Johnney Depp.
Sneek in to area 51 just to find out ware area 52 is.
Go on a diet...to get fat!
Go gulfing but dont yell "four" when the ball goes flying and hits someone in the head (Hopefully it will be a twilight fan...but then again their to stupid to even know what "Four" means on a golf course.)
Sneak in to an old person home and see if you can find George Washington.
Jump on a train to canada, just to see if its any diffrent from america.
Run around in a diper yelling "I WANT MY MOMMY!!!"
Learn to play the piano.
Run up and down the stairs saying that your lost.
Get shock therapy.
Get yourself thrown into jail for a crime you didn't commit.
Or maybe one you did commit.
Sneak into a rocket ship heading off into outerspace only to find your mother-in-law there. (I don't have a mother-in-law, don't worry)
Then remember shooting your mother-in-law out to space.
Go into a movie theater and start taking pictures during the middle of a movie.
Call into a radio show and tell everybody that the aliens are coming.
Then start screaming in the middle of the call and say one of them has your dog.
Make a tower of erasers in the middle of the road and scream when someone hits it.
Stand in the middle of the road and make everyone go around you.
Go into a morgue and pretend to be listening to a dead persons heartbeat.
Then yell wildly that the person is still alive and cry.
Cover yourselves in band-aids and then have sombody come and take each one off.
Scream in pain whenever somebody drives past you in a convertable.
Suddenly fall to the ground and lick the floor for no apparent reason.
Make the worlds biggest chocolate cake. Share it with only one friend and eat it all in one day.
In your sugar buzz run around the neighborhood knocking on peoples doors saying pointless stuff.
Reapeat number 67 and 68. (They sound fun.)
Call every single number in the phonebook. (Except your parents. DUH!)
Have a garage sale with your brother/sisters stuff without them knowing or giving permission.
Steal a car, and run it off a cliff.
Go around ticking people off that you dont even know.
Start to sing the I hate twilight song in a room filled with brain less twi-tards.
Then when they get mad take their books and burn them.
Cut off your fingers.
Declare war on your stuffed animals.
Throw rotten cabbage at Smeyer.
Then hopefully she will fall smash her hands on to the side walk and her fingers will snap off so then we will all be saved from her stupid little make believe storys that SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to the doctors.
Run around for no reason.
play the guitar...very badly.
listen to hanna Montana...OMG she sucks.
Sing along with the overly gay barbie song.
Watch telivision until you die of boredom...or starvation.
Watch a flower grow and bloom and then die.
Then watch it's cycle all over again when you get bored.
Learn the theme song to every telivision show there is.
Go and flirt with the famous people from different country, pretending to not know
they are famous.
Eat all the ramen noodles in the world.
Spend a year drawing one flower, but make it perfect.
Create a list oddly a lot like this one.
Lie down on a grave on a moonless night.
If somebody walks near you grab their legs and make them trip.
Tie some random person to a tree and laugh when they can't get down.
Learn Quantom Physics in a week.
Watch ants climb up and down a tree.
Learn how to make all the kinds of sweets in the world.
Video tape all the people who walk into the bathroom.