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100 things to do besides reading Twilight:

Shoot yourself in the foot.

Go to the bathroom.

Take a nice relaxing bath.

Fight a rattle snake.

Swim in the bated water with thirty hungry sharks swimming around you.

Jab a pen in my eye.

Jump off a cliff.

Burn my house down.

Cut off my toes.

Jump into a tank of man eating fish.

Do my math homework.

Shoot my self in the knee.

Read baby books.

Get run over.

Buy some ice cream.

Eat the ice cream.

Go swimming.

Talk to a friend on the phone until you're kicked off.

Publish my diary.

Sell my dog.

Shoot my dog.

Walk over burning hot embers.

Set my house on fire and start hitting on the firemen.

Drink so much pop that I explode.

Eat myself poor...and then pop because I am so fat.

Find a cure for cancer even if I have to live on a romate island.

Become a hobo.

Or maybe even a homo.

Tape myself to the wall and wonder how to get down.

Live on top of Meijer.

Get myself banned from all the Walmarts world wide. (What to do, what to do?)

Get sucked up in a tornado and end up in the ocean.

Bang my head up against the wall until blood comes out my ears.

Smell all the peoples shoes in the world until I die of the fumes. (That might not take long)

Learn all the different languages in the world...and then hit on all the guys. :D

Learn to tap dance.

Hug a wild bear.

Join the chess club.

Eat raw fish.

Steal candy from a baby.

Steal the statue of liberty.

Stalk Johnney Depp.

Sneek in to area 51 just to find out ware area 52 is.

Go on a get fat!

Go gulfing but dont yell "four" when the ball goes flying and hits someone in the head (Hopefully it will be a twilight fan...but then again their to stupid to even know what "Four" means on a golf course.)

Sneak in to an old person home and see if you can find George Washington.

Jump on a train to canada, just to see if its any diffrent from america.

Run around in a diper yelling "I WANT MY MOMMY!!!"

Learn to play the piano.

Run up and down the stairs saying that your lost.

Get shock therapy.

Plead insanity.

Get yourself thrown into jail for a crime you didn't commit.

Or maybe one you did commit.

Sneak into a rocket ship heading off into outerspace only to find your mother-in-law there. (I don't have a mother-in-law, don't worry)

Then remember shooting your mother-in-law out to space.

Go into a movie theater and start taking pictures during the middle of a movie.

Call into a radio show and tell everybody that the aliens are coming.

Then start screaming in the middle of the call and say one of them has your dog.

Make a tower of erasers in the middle of the road and scream when someone hits it.

Stand in the middle of the road and make everyone go around you.

Go into a morgue and pretend to be listening to a dead persons heartbeat.

Then yell wildly that the person is still alive and cry.

Cover yourselves in band-aids and then have sombody come and take each one off.

Scream in pain whenever somebody drives past you in a convertable.

Suddenly fall to the ground and lick the floor for no apparent reason.

Make the worlds biggest chocolate cake. Share it with only one friend and eat it all in one day.

In your sugar buzz run around the neighborhood knocking on peoples doors saying pointless stuff.

Reapeat number 67 and 68. (They sound fun.)

Call every single number in the phonebook. (Except your parents. DUH!)

Have a garage sale with your brother/sisters stuff without them knowing or giving permission.

Steal a car, and run it off a cliff.

Go around ticking people off that you dont even know.

Start to sing the I hate twilight song in a room filled with brain less twi-tards.

Then when they get mad take their books and burn them.

Cut off your fingers.

Declare war on your stuffed animals.

Throw rotten cabbage at Smeyer.

Then hopefully she will fall smash her hands on to the side walk and her fingers will snap off so then we will all be saved from her stupid little make believe storys that SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat glass.

Go to the doctors.

Run around for no reason.

play the guitar...very badly.

listen to hanna Montana...OMG she sucks.

Sing along with the overly gay barbie song.

Watch telivision until you die of boredom...or starvation.

Watch a flower grow and bloom and then die.

Then watch it's cycle all over again when you get bored.

Learn the theme song to every telivision show there is.

Go and flirt with the famous people from different country, pretending to not know
they are famous.

Eat all the ramen noodles in the world.

Spend a year drawing one flower, but make it perfect.

Create a list oddly a lot like this one.

Lie down on a grave on a moonless night.

If somebody walks near you grab their legs and make them trip.

Tie some random person to a tree and laugh when they can't get down.

Learn Quantom Physics in a week.

Watch ants climb up and down a tree.

Learn how to make all the kinds of sweets in the world.

Video tape all the people who walk into the bathroom.
ok this was just a joke no need to ge upset!!!
if you dont like what we put on this list the just get the FUCK OVER IT!!!!!!!

OR just dont read it ok you knew what you were reading when you saw the title so that basicly is a warning right there that this might not be something that you would like to read so if you were stupid enough to read this list and dont like what we put then just

and also some people seam to be hurt by the whole
become a homo
or maybe even a hobo.

ok we dont mean any thing by that ok we just made a list of things that are better then a way at least we think they, and I am sorry if it hurt any ones feelings about the homo/hobo thing

:iconwooty-tooty: made this list and are makeing another one with more things to do then read twilight, but she will be posting them on her page

any way as you can tell by reading this we HATE twilight sorry guys but the book is pointless

and and my computer wont let me put numbers by the Lists thingys but if you people want you can go through and count them and it WILL come out to a 100
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AskShyShadowLinkette Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
(( Admin: I like this, I have no taste but I like it! ))
Aliswonderland101 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
If there is any indians or brown people reading my comment do not hate , but we all know its true: if us brown people were to ever make the twilight movie, it would be like a damn disney movie . Throwing songs here and there.
Allycat909 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
And stick pins in your eyes so you'll never see a twi-hard again
luckymewpony Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
math homework is still worse than twilght.
KritterKid Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Follow your dog or cat around all day to see what it's life is like (if you don't have a dog or cat follow around some other random animal).
Hessanite Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
New one for you:
Make sure the crime you DO commit is accidentally setting off a nuclear bomb in a crowd of fangirls.
See if their 'Edward' will come and save them.
Laugh when he doesn't.
GraciaTheirin Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
in the future u may want to not say anything bad a about the gay community just saying, personally i don't care but some people get a lot of crap about it so just try to watch what you write
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
or the gay community can just learn how to laugh.
xXNiki23Xx Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student Writer
You people are mean i liked the books and the movie
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xXNiki23Xx Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Student Writer
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ducksluvmk Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011
I have another feature on there:

Watch Botchamania. (because Botchamania's awesome)
cuteeness89 Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
Adding some more...

Listen to some Eurovision crap.
Listen to it so much that your ears bleed.
Speak Dutch the whole day.
Try to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull.
Carry around a faucet pipe and force people to become one with Mother Russia.
Make up a bunch of Soviet Russia jokes.
Behead a Barbie doll.
cuteeness89 Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
I quit at book 1 because i got bored
krisscat Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2011
hahahahaha soooo friggin brilliant! >.<
thegriffin88 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011  Student Digital Artist
You forgot get a root canal.
vamped66 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010
Best list of anything ever. :D I laughed out loud! :giggle:
XxXIPwn4LifeXxX Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2010
Best. List. Of. Stuff. EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
DarkAngelSnapeLover Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010
People are looking at me funny because this kept making me laugh:D
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
oh haha! Im sorry :( but it's okay.. They dont know what they are missing out on.
DarkAngelSnapeLover Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2010
Oh yeah. It was mostly my mom. She doesn't understand that her daughter loves a good laugh. Poor woman:)
DarknessDarkrai Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
haha. thanks so much! glad you like it
Cloneunit345 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010
My friend and i love this
Death to twihards
or at least a sound thrashing
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
a sound thrashing... I love the way that sounds idk why...I just like to say that now...god Im weird and need some serious mental help...
Cloneunit345 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010
Did you read twilight
Or is it something that can be cured?
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
it can be cured
Cloneunit345 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
*invision a very wise person talking to yoda!*
Time is what you need my young protege. Get better you soon will.

(I know I suck at being yoda but im in a starwars mood.)
Cloneunit345 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010
yoda's awesome and so is youghert
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
yes I so agree.
PurpleAshe Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2010
oh, lol. i like twilight, but i think i'll do these anyway
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
illegallyanonymous Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
:rofl: I love you... I need tou remember to do some of these. Well, the ones I didn't already do before reading this...
Become a hobo.
Or maybe a homo. :love:
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
oh god >< lol Please do take pics for me and post them for laughs
illegallyanonymous Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010
Will do! XD
CrystalCat101 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
can i do something like this???
i have some really funny ones that arnet on yours and i promise ill include a link to this and include that i didnt make the idea myself
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah sure as long as my icon goes in the authors comments
CrystalCat101 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
its done so take a look and tell me how you like it
iitsonlyme Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010  Student Writer
love it!!!!!!!!!
jayray557 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010
lmao I am a twi-tard as you put it unfortunately, but I really enjoyed reading your list lmao. I think my favorite one was to declare war on your stuffed animals. This whole thing made me giggle. I like twilight but your opinion is your own. Kudos to your list. Very funny ^^
Aqua-Goddess Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Lol!! So funny!! I read every single one out loud to myself and my brothers XD! My throat hurts, but it was worth it!!
NekoKitty447 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
What-the-Gaff Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I made a list of vampires more butch than Edward Cullen. That's sort of advocated by your list.

Teddiii Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
lol, there have to be more than 50 here. I like a lot of these especially the one. umm... "Tape yourself to a wall and then wonder how to get down"..
kenzrulz Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
MassEffectGirl19 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Student Filmographer
i like the one bout stalkin johnny depp i wld luv 2 do that, lol
LoveStitched Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This is Officially my Bucket List.
genolink Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
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