10 Reasons to hate twilight
1.) Bella puts all mary-sues to shame.
2.) Vampires dont sparkle
3.) Smeyer doesnt even know what I real vampire is!
4.) The books send out a LOT of bad messages.
5.) Edward makes creepy look normal
6.) If you read the books and become part of the twilight fetish your IQ drops
7.) Half of the books arnt even worth reading!
8.) You only need to read the first part of the first book to get what is going to happen in the whole series.
9.) If the "fight" is just a major conflict in the story, then the plot is pretty much non-exsistant.
10.) Smeyer mentions WAY!!! too many times about how perfect Edward is. (If she took all of it out, the book would only be 50 pages long. Okay, maybe a little longer, but not by much.)















Comments
Really, how many times does she use 'chagrin' in Twilight alone? Sixteen or something?
Nice list, by the way.
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"lets go kill every one who even says one bad thing about twilight"
so I dont know your IQ might have stayed....
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so, tell me, darling, do you wish we'd fall in love? [all the time, all the time.]---the saltwater room; owl city
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I love you I whispered
You are my life now, He answered simply.
Breakfast time! He said
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Its not a love story,
Its dinner!
english please LOL
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oh, and they all lack personalities and jacob's a rapist.
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In a wrong way, but I do think the book sucks and if your looking forward to haveing another laugh at a twilight fan check this out
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yes she is my friend but she got ticked off over the things that I posted about twilight, and this is very funny please do read it.
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haha i definitely shall. ^^
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