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10 reasons to hate twilight by ~AtlanaCullen:iconAtlanaCullen:



10 Reasons to hate twilight

1.) Bella puts all mary-sues to shame.

2.) Vampires dont sparkle

3.) Smeyer doesnt even know what I real vampire is!

4.) The books send out a LOT of bad messages.

5.) Edward makes creepy look normal

6.) If you read the books and become part of the twilight fetish your IQ drops

7.) Half of the books arnt even worth reading!

8.) You only need to read the first part of the first book to get what is going to happen in the whole series.

9.) If the "fight" is just a major conflict in the story, then the plot is pretty much non-exsistant.

10.) Smeyer mentions WAY!!! too many times about how perfect Edward is. (If she took all of it out, the book would only be 50 pages long. Okay, maybe a little longer, but not by much.)
©2008-2009 ~AtlanaCullen
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Author's Comments

Ok 10 simple reasons DUH!!!!!!
Ok this is why we anti-twilight people hate twilight, well actually there are more reasons but thease are some of the main ones.

AND if you people have something against this then just dont read it or send a note and I'll explain to you that thease are not my ideas there just about every ones ideas (and when I say every one I mean the people who do not like twilight)
made by your ones and onlys

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and
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Comments


:iconelaynedacrazypenguin:
11. I've got one word for you... 'chagrin'.
Really, how many times does she use 'chagrin' in Twilight alone? Sixteen or something?
Nice list, by the way. =)

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:iconbellapotter:
:) Guess my IQ is pretty damn low, then.

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so, tell me, darling, do you wish we'd fall in love? [all the time, all the time.]---the saltwater room; owl city
:iconatlanacullen:
Thanks for reading, and I never thought of that i mean that woman uses a LOT of words over and over again

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:iconatlanacullen:
No I think your lucky because so far from what Ive seen you havent gone all crazy as in
"lets go kill every one who even says one bad thing about twilight"

so I dont know your IQ might have stayed....

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"Late last night, and the night before TommyKnockers, TommyKnockers knocking at my door. I wanna go out. Don't know if I can. Because I'm so afraid of the TommyKnocker man."
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:iconbellapotter:
Well, I don't like it when people bad-mouth something I love so much, but people are entitled to their opinions. Besides, I think that if you really love something, or someone, you see all their flaws, and I do see all the flaws in Twilight.

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so, tell me, darling, do you wish we'd fall in love? [all the time, all the time.]---the saltwater room; owl city
:iconprincessofheartbreak:
ROFLMAO

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“ ‘I love you’ I whispered”
“ ‘You are my life now,’ He answered simply.
“Breakfast time!” He said

--Twilight
Its not a love story,
Its dinner!
:iconatlanacullen:
???
english please LOL

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"Late last night, and the night before TommyKnockers, TommyKnockers knocking at my door. I wanna go out. Don't know if I can. Because I'm so afraid of the TommyKnocker man."
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:iconsnapdragon55:
i agree 1000%

oh, and they all lack personalities and jacob's a rapist. :D

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:iconatlanacullen:
Lol thank you, and Im not agreeing with the Jacob thingy because so far he has not touched Nessy...(or what every her name is)
In a wrong way, but I do think the book sucks and if your looking forward to haveing another laugh at a twilight fan check this out
[link]

yes she is my friend but she got ticked off over the things that I posted about twilight, and this is very funny please do read it.

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"Late last night, and the night before TommyKnockers, TommyKnockers knocking at my door. I wanna go out. Don't know if I can. Because I'm so afraid of the TommyKnocker man."
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:iconsnapdragon55:
nonono, i mean before nessy (as disgusting as her real name is) remember all those thoughts and him wanting to take bella in a corner and be like BAM! now him + nessie = pedophilia. which is worse...me thinks?

haha i definitely shall. ^^

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